Max is laughing

Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of the Dogpound.  I realize for the past few articles I have not really included any jokes.  What Max?  Oh...yea…I get it.  I am the joke. Ha! Ha!  Now that is a good one coming from you…but anyway I am going to try and make that up to you.  No...not to you Max...to the loyal Pack fans.  You need something to take your mind off of Obamacare…government stumbling from one fiscal crises to another...the banning of all trans fat by the DEA, and the thought that Joe Biden might be our next president.  Besides knowing that “what the world needs now, is love,” we also know that the world also needs a big dose of humor to lift our spirits from the burdens of daily life.  So we will let it “rip!”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.”
– Bill Cosby

GETTING OLD

Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful. “In ten years,” I said, “you’ll want to be with your friends and you won’t go walking, biking and swimming with me like you do now.” Carolyn shrugged. “In ten years you’ll be too old to do all those things anyway.”

OVERHEARD
Yea...I signed up for Obamacare. Yes…I did not get to keep my doctor.  But that is not the worse part of it.  The doctor they did assign me is the same doctor my dog goes to+!
Did you hear that Smokey the Bear has been enlisted by the government to help with Obamacare?  Yep! There has been a sudden increase in fires around the D.C. area.  In the new ads Smokey sternly announces, “Remember, only you can stop the spread of pants on fire.” [Ah, come on..you know…”Liar...liar…pants on Fire!” lol]

FAIRY TALES UPDATED
I was thinking...if fairy tales were told in today’s world, how would they change?  Here are a few I have come up with:

  1. Hansel and Gretel would have never gotten lost in the woods.  They would have used their GPS to find their way to Grandmother’s house.
  2. 2The little lamb would no longer follow Little Mary to school.  Instead the lamb would have followed her on Twitter.
  3. Miss Riding Hood would have tasered the Wolf hiding in Grandma’s bed.
  4. Dorothy would have to show her insurance card to cover the damages the house did to the Wicked Witch.

Well, I think that was a pretty good start.  As always be good, play safe and remember your face will not crack if you smile once in a while.  

JR and Max

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