Hello and welcome back to the wonderful world of the Dogpound. Who knew shopping would become such a contact sport? With the growing enthusiasm over Black Friday, folks are going to have to add more than elbow and shin guards to go shopping this year. In one store a lady was so determined to get her share of the goodies that she sprayed her competitors with pepper spray [add gas masks]. At another store someone was shot in the parking lot by a person trying to take the easy way out by stealing another person’s hard earned bounty[add bullet proof vests]. Now, you could use the Internet; probably safe from pepper spray and guns but there is that nasty issue with identity theft. However, for me, I have no fear of that…no one in their right mind would want my identity – besides, Max would bite them. Wouldn’t you Max? Max? Oh well, I am sure he would once he wakes up.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.”
INTERESTING THOUGHTS FOR THOUGHT
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?” The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?”
That is a wrap for me. As always be good, play safe and keep those elbows out and head down when you are shopping.
JR and Max